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"Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib) 04/25/2018 at 11:46 • Filed to: None

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[safety image]

“ Hey, has anyone seen Tom? We were just hangin’ looking for a snack by the Cars & Coffee ..”

Delivered from the factory, the Mustang has no taste for blood. But that changes once out in the wild..

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/25/2018 at 11:50

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Oh deer.

That can’t be good.

Funktheduck > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/25/2018 at 11:52

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As someone who has hit a deer and has seen older cars destroyed by deer, I’m impressed by how well the mustang held up.

Textured Soy Protein > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/25/2018 at 11:52

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How about a lead-in safety image?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/25/2018 at 11:55

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Chew before you swallow

TheRevanchist > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/25/2018 at 11:57

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In a previous place of employment, there was a truck in the parking lot that had a duck’s head stuck in the grill with the neck and body just hanging out the front (dead, of course). I’m not sure he knew it was there.

bwp240 > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/25/2018 at 11:57

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I thought the expression was “deer in the headlights?”

marshknute > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/25/2018 at 12:03

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Not a very polite eater. BMW’s always chew with their mouth closed:

Long-Voyager > Funktheduck 04/25/2018 at 12:05

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As someone who’s hit deer with older cars and only needed to replace a grille and headlight at most, I say that Mustang is destroyed.

Long-Voyager > marshknute 04/25/2018 at 12:06

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How does that even happen?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/25/2018 at 12:06

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Is the deer OK?

vondon302 > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/25/2018 at 12:08

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We’re going back to teaching monkeys to work on cars. The deers can’t even open the hood.

vondon302 > marshknute 04/25/2018 at 12:09

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I’m glad I don’t have to fix that. Ugh

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Long-Voyager 04/25/2018 at 12:09

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Feed me Seymour

Ash78, voting early and often > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/25/2018 at 12:12

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Anaconda > Cobra

marshknute > Long-Voyager 04/25/2018 at 12:12

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Mostly speed.

The driver was apparently doing 140mph on the Autobahn when, presto, magic disappearing deer!

Long-Voyager > marshknute 04/25/2018 at 12:13

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Now it makes more sense. Still crazy it just stuffed through that grille and balled up in the engine bay!

Ash78, voting early and often > marshknute 04/25/2018 at 12:14

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“...I woke up with one kidney and a deer on my head!”

marshknute > Long-Voyager 04/25/2018 at 12:18

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If memory serves, the original story says the owner hit the deer, wondered where it went, pulled over and saw only minimal damage...until he looked closer and found the deer!

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Textured Soy Protein 04/25/2018 at 12:19

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I was literally about to say this.

ttyymmnn > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/25/2018 at 12:21

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Once it makes its first kill, there’s no going back.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Textured Soy Protein 04/25/2018 at 12:23

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Yeah, seriously.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Long-Voyager 04/25/2018 at 12:59

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Deer will mess up a car... The only one I ever hit was a baby with a BOF Econoline van. It required a new grille, fender, and partial bumper cover (the bumper was fixed by the shop). Only cost $800 to fix it all back to the original condition.

This Mustang looks to need at least $5k in repairs and/or is totaled. Then again, it looks like it also backed into this spot, so maybe it’s not as destroyed as it looks.

diplodicus > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/25/2018 at 13:08

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No nobody gave him a get well soon balloon.

boredalways > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/25/2018 at 13:14

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So Mustangs are now wild & exotic animal hunters, huh!? That’s just great.

*also be a good sport and edit a buffer image in

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > marshknute 04/25/2018 at 13:31

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How do you get a deer out of a BMW?

....one piece at a time

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Textured Soy Protein 04/25/2018 at 13:34

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Apologies for the breach in interwebs protocol.

How would I do this after the time to edit is up?

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > diplodicus 04/25/2018 at 13:36

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Ok that just made me laugh so hard I snorted in my cube.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > bwp240 04/25/2018 at 13:38

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Deer between the headlights?

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Ash78, voting early and often 04/25/2018 at 13:39

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wut

Ash78, voting early and often > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/25/2018 at 13:46

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“You see, an anaconda is a big ol’ snake that be eatin all kindsa shit...pigs, birds, deer, rappers...basically everything.”

/gotta say it was a bad day

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Ash78, voting early and often 04/25/2018 at 13:48

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Ah, thanks. There’s no life situation that can’t be explained with an Ice Cube meme.

InFierority Complex > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/25/2018 at 13:56

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The edit time limit only applies to comments not the original article.

Long-Voyager > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 04/25/2018 at 15:47

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I’ve hit 3.

1: 1965 Chevy C10 at roughly 75mph. Dent in the bumper, broken headlight.

2. 2006 Dodge Stratus Sedan at 40mph. Destroyed both headlights, bumper cover, bumper, exploded battery, crushed hood, cracked valve cover and intake manifold from crushed hood, and some other random things I can’t recall. Had to be towed obviously.

3. 1995 Voyager 55mph. Had to replace headlight, straighten fender/hood, and replace grille.

I’m guessing the Mustang is totaled from that damage, it’s likely backed into the spot from unloading it off the flatbed.

Textured Soy Protein > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/25/2018 at 16:49

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The safety image only works as a safety image if you give a heads up that something else is coming after the jump. ;)

pip bip - choose Corrour > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/26/2018 at 06:22

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ouch, that sucks!